Funny Pics That Will Make U Pee
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because they're dead
How does The Rock pee? He Dwaynes his Johnson.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because they're all dead
Wife: I just got stung by a jellyfish. quick, pee on it Husband : [peeing on jellyfish] This is for stinging my wife
Went swimming today. Took a pee in the deep end. Life guard noticed and started blowing his whistle. So scared I almost fell in.
Friends are like snowflakes... If you pee on them, they'll dissapear.
"Sir, you'll need to leave, you can't pee in the pool." "But everyone pees in the pool!" "Yes, but not from the diving board."
Friends are like Snowflakes If you pee on them, they disappear.
How does a rock pee? He Dwaynes his Johnson
Father looks out the window on a snowy evening. He gets furious and turns red. "What's the matter, dear," his wife asks. "It's our daughter's new boyfriend. He's written his name in the snow with pee." "Oh. That's not so bad." "Yeah, but it's in *her* handwriting."
Who cares if you pee in the shower? The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Is R Kelly a rapper or a raper? It depends how much pee is involved.
From my 8 year old son Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Answer: Cause the Pee is silent
A boy asks his mom, "When I grow up will I have two penises like daddy?" Mom: Daddy doesn't have two penises son Son: Sure he does! He has the little one he uses to pee and the big one he uses to brush the babysitter's teeth!
I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
Friends are like snow when you pee on them, they disappear.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the pee is silent. With thanks to my seven year old son.
My girlfriend left me because I am insecure. Nevermind she's back, she went to pee.
What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom? Nothing, the pee is silent
What do you call crystal clear pee? 1080p
I used to pee my pants every time i had to talk in front of my 3rd grade class It really killed my teaching career.
Friends are like snowflakes They dissappear when you pee on them
I had to pee really bad at the swimming pool yesterday, so I tried to sneak it in at the deep end... But the lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I nearly fell in.
Where is a tech support's bathroom located? At their I Pee address!
Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disapear
I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today... The lifeguard shouted at me so loudly, I almost fell in.
How does The Rock pee? He Dwayne His Johnson
My doctor told me I can't lift anymore heavy objects. . . So now I have to pee sitting down.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Cause the pee is silent.
Did you hear about the Native American who drank 1000 glasses of tea? He drown in his tea pee.
What do friends and snow flakes have in common? They all disappear the moment you pee on them.
What is the proper term for 'gangster pee'? Gee Whiz.
Pee is like your future Except clearer, and there's less question it's going down the drain.
What did Micheal Jackson do in the bathroom? He took a pee hee.
What happens when your significant other discovers your pee on the toilet seat? Urine trouble.
One time Chuck Norris pee'd in the tank of a semi-truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
One thing about going pee with an erection It's hard
A jellyfish stung my wife... "Quick, pee on it!" Said my wife *Pees on jellyfish* "That's for stinging my wife!"
There are only two type of guys. Those who pee in the shower And those who lie.
Source: https://yellowjokes.com/pee-jokes
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